New iphone wireless technology

From what we can gather, the device is hardwired directly to your
brain through your teeth and allows you to transfer your thoughts
direct to the iphone. At this point we are unaware if the reverse is
posible. A trusted source tells us that there are still a number of
issues with the device the biggest of which is having to keep your
mouth open when transmitting data, closing your mouth shuts down the
comm link.
Issues aside this looks to be the way of the future...